Sometimes Something Worth Doing Is Worth Overdoing.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Now Governor Of California. He Is A Very Shrewd Man - He Already Has All Of His Sex Scandals Behind Him.

Holyfield Won The Fight. It's Not The First Time Romney Has Been Knocked Out By A Black Guy.

Meryl Streep Is On The Program Tonight. I Like To Throw Her A Little Work Whenever I Can.

I Wish The Iphone People Would Design One That's Black And Has Two Pieces, And It Plugs Into The Wall And You Can Pick One Piece Up And Talk Into It. I Tell You, The Whole Time I Had One Of Those Old-fashioned Plug-in Phones, Not Once Did I Misplace It.

Hillary Went To A Chipotle In A Tortilla Pantsuit.