Sometimes Miracles Occur Only When You Jump

More People Die On A Per Mile Basis From Drunk Walking Than From Drunk Driving.

I Was Very Good At Sitting. But I Just Read So Much Research About How Horrible Sitting Is For You. It's Like, It's Really Bad. It's Like Paula-deen-glazed-bacon-doughnut Bad. So I Now Move Around As Much As Possible.

There's A Beauty To Forgiveness, Especially Forgiveness That Goes Beyond Rationality. Unconditional Love Is An Illogical Notion, But Such A Great & Powerful One

After Decimating Several Vegetables, I Decide Juicing Is My Favorite Form Of Food Preparation. There's Something Perversely Appealing About Subjecting An Innocent Plant To That Much Violence.

I’d Recommend Learning To Accept Rejection. Become Friends With Rejection. Be Nice To Rejection, Because It’s A Huge Part Of Being A Writer, No Matter Where You Are In Your Career.