Sometimes Losing A Pet Is More Painful

There's Humor In Everything. There's Gotta Be Humor In Everything.

You Know When You Watch Old Movies, It's Always The Small Parts You Remember, The Character Actors Who Come In Like A Breath Of Fresh Air.

Sometimes It's Just Enough For Me To Have The Idea. I Don't Need To See It Through To The End. When It Actually Happens, I'm Always Disappointed Because It's Never Like What I Imagined In My Head. When An Idea Becomes A Reality, Then It's A Job. I'd Rather Just Think About It.

My Kitchen's Pink, Like Skin-tone Pink, And I Lowered My Spice Rack So It's Eye Level - It's True! - And My Phone, So I Can Reach It When I Fall, It's Right There.

People Always Think I'm Amy Poehler, Which Never Bothers Me. I Mean, Amy Poehler Is Great.