I Have A Couple Freeloader Friends, But

It Was More Of Their Quirky Show. It Was More Like A Cult Show. The Ratings Weren't Really That High.

I Love Old Cookbooks. I Just Got Such A Kick Out Of Them, How The Color Would Be Way Off Or Fake Looking. The Cook Books Now Look So Much Like Magazines, You'll Never Make Food That Looks Like That. I'd Rather See It The Ugly Way Than They Way They Do It Now.

I Always Want To Look Unattractive, It's More Fun. I Like Playing Opposites, People Who Aren't Attractive Who Think They Are Pretty. That's Always Interesting To Me.

I Like To Be The One In Charge Of Everything.

I Failed First Grade, Which Is My Biggest Problem. You Always Feel Like A Failure, Like You're Stupid.