Sometimes It Feels Like My Life Is

I Get Recognized Somewhere In Between Like Local Meteorologist And National Meteorologist.

What I Enjoy About The Live Experience Is Getting Onstage, Being Handed A Guitar That Is In Tune, Taking It Off Mute, Knowing That The Very Moment I Want To Play A Note, I Can Play It. People Are Waiting On Me And I'm Waiting On Me, And I Have No Idea What I'm Going To Play. That's The Biggest Joy In Life.

The Minute Hand Moves Faster Than You Think It Does.

If I Wake Up In The Morning And I Don't Want To Get You A Coffee Or If I Don't See You For A Week And I Don't Want To Go Figure Out Something To Fedex You, Then We've Got A Problem. You Can Fake The Words I Miss You, But You Can't Fake Getting Someone A Book.

I Have Masturbated Myself Out Of Serious Problems In My Life.