She's Perfect, So Flawless, I'm Not Impressed.

A Man's Got Two Shots For Jewelry: A Wedding Ring And A Watch. The Watch Is A Lot Easier To Get On And Off Than A Wedding Ring.

They Read All The Books, But They Can't Find The Answers.

Welcome To The Real World, She Said To Me. Condescendingly. Take A Seat. Take Your Life. Plot It Out In Black And White.

Half Of My Heart's Got A Real Good Imagination, Half Of My Heart's Got You. . .half Of My Hearts Got A Right Mind To Tell You That Half Of My Heart Won't Do.

I May Have Taken Someone Through The Wringer Psychologically, But I've Never Been Sinister.