Sometimes I Feel So Sick At The

The Holy Grail Is To Spend Less Time Making The Picture Than It Takes People To Look At It.

I'd Been Painting Rats For Three Years Before Someone Said 'that's Clever It's An Anagram Of Art' And I Had To Pretend I'd Known That All Along.

The Art World Is The Biggest Joke Going. It's A Rest Home For The Overprivileged, The Pretentious, And The Weak. And Modern Art Is A Disgrace - Never Have So Many People Used So Much Stuff And Taken So Long To Say So Little.

Traditional Graffiti Writers Have A Bunch Of Rules They Like To Stick To, And Good Luck To Them, But I Didn't Become A Graffiti Artist So I Could Have Somebody Else Tell Me What To Do. If You're The Type Who Gets Sentimental About People Scribbling Over Your Stuff, I Suggest Graffiti Is Probably Not The Right Hobby For You.

The One Thing You Can Rely On Is If You Get Disturbed Halfway Through A Painting And It Looks A Bit Naff, Then Someone Will Preserve That Piece, Remove It And A Few Months Later It'll Be Paraded Round Sotheby's By People Wearing White Gloves.