People Say Graffiti Is Ugly, Irresponsible And

The One Thing You Can Rely On Is If You Get Disturbed Halfway Through A Painting And It Looks A Bit Naff, Then Someone Will Preserve That Piece, Remove It And A Few Months Later It'll Be Paraded Round Sotheby's By People Wearing White Gloves.

Policemen And Security Guards Wear Hats With A Peak That Comes Down Low Over Their Eyes. Apparently This Is For Psychological Reasons. Eyebrows Are Very Expressive And You Appear A Lot More Authoritative If You Keep Them Covered Up. The Advantage Of This Is That It Makes A Lot Harder For Cops To See Anything More Than Six Foot Off The Ground. Which Is Why Painting Rooftops And Bridges Is So Easy.

I'd Been Painting Rats For Three Years Before Someone Said 'that's Clever It's An Anagram Of Art' And I Had To Pretend I'd Known That All Along.

I Know Street Art Can Feel Increasingly Like The Marketing Wing Of An Art Career, So I Wanted To Make Some Art Without The Price Tag Attached. There's No Gallery Show Or Book Or Film. It's Pointless. Which Hopefully Means Something.

The Bad Artists Imitate, The Great Artists Steal.