There Are Four Basic Human Needs; Food,

Brandalism Any Advertisement In Public Space That Gives You No Choice Whether You See It Or Not Is Yours. It Belongs To You. It's Yours To Take, Rearrange And Re-use. Asking For Permission Is Like Asking To Keep A Rock Someone Just Threw At Your Head.

My Lawyer's Opinion Is That The Cops Might Not Actually Be Able To Charge Me With Criminal Damage Any More - Because Theoretically My Graffiti Actually Increases The Value Of Property Rather Than Decreasing It. That's His Theory, But Then My Lawyer Also Believes Wearing Novelty Cartoon Ties Is A Good Look.

I Give Away Thousands Of Paintings For Free.

As Far As I Can Tell The Only Thing Worth Looking At In Most Museums Of Art Is All The Schoolgirls On Daytrips With The Art Departments.

Gaza Is Often Described As 'the World's Largest Open Air Prison' Because No-one Is Allowed To Enter Or Leave. But That Seems A Bit Unfair To Prisons - They Don’t Have Their Electricity And Drinking Water Cut Off Randomly Almost Every Day.