Some Secrets Are Better Left At That

If You Smile, Even If You’re Feeling Bad, The Action Of The Muscles Will Trick Your Brain Into Thinking You’re Happy

All Men Are A Disappointment. No Matter What Anyone Says.

I Started Working For The 'ny Observer' When I Was 33. After I Had Been Writing For Them For About A Year And A Half The Editor Said, 'your Stories Are The Most Talked About Stories In The 'observer'; You Should Have Your Own Column.'

Retribution Is Tricky. . . . The Insult Isn't Usually Worth The Risk Of Punishment. And Eventually One Learns That Karma Has A Surprising Way Of Taking Care Of These Situations. All You Have To Do Is Sit Back And Watch.

Rule Number Three: Best Friends Always Think You Deserve The Best Guy Even If The Best Guy Barely Knows You Exist.