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As Long As You're Neurotic And Crazy, He's Great. But Once He Solves All Your Problems, He Becomes The Problem.

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The Only Way To Look At Men Is Like They're Electrons. They Have All These Charges Sticking Out, And They're Always Looking For A Hole Where They Can Put Those Charges.

It's Always The People Who Don't Want Things Who Get Them.

I Know I'm Not A Wordsmith. And I Don't Write Poetry. Sometimes I Think I Should, Because It's Really Helpful. But I Always Wanted To Write Novels.