For Me, Having It All Is Being

It’s Tempting To Wish For The Perfect Boss, The Perfect Parent, Or The Perfect Outfit. But Maybe The Best Any Of Us Can Do Is Not To Quit, Play The Hand We’ve Been Dealt, And Accessorize What We’ve Got.

Men, Babies, It Doesn't Matter...we're Soulmates

Man May Have Discovered Fire, But Women Discovered How To Play With It.

It Was Ironic, But When You Scratched The Surface, Most Successful Men Were Working For One Thing Only--to Retire--and The Sooner The Better. Whereas Women Were The Complete Opposite. She Had Never Heard A Woman Say She Was Working So She Could Retire To A Desert Island Or To Live On A Boat. It Was Probably, She Thought, Because Most Women Didn't Think They Deserved To Do Nothing.

I Make Mistakes. That's What I Do. I Speak Without Thinking, I Act Without Knowing. I Drink So Much That I Can Barely Walk...i'm A Fantastic Lover Though, And An Amazing Friend. God Knows I Mean Well.