Some Say He Never Blinks, And That

The Problem Is That Television Executives Have Got It Into Their Heads That If One Presenter On A Show Is A Blonde-haired, Blue-eyed Heterosexual Boy, The Other Must Be A Black Muslim Lesbian.

The Suzuki Wagon R Should Be Avoided Like Unprotected Sex With An Ethiopian Transvestite

Governments Would Rather Spend Their Money On Another Bomber Than Education, And Why Do We Fear Black Men When Every Bit Of Suffering In Our Lives Has A Caucasian Face Attached To It?

You're A Car, But Most Of All, What You Are, What You've Become, Is A Mate. And That's What Makes A Car Special. That's What Makes A Car Great. You Start To Think Of It As A Person. You Start To Love It.

Owning A Tvr In The Past Was Like Owning A Bear. I Mean It Was Great, Until It Pulled Your Head Off, Which It Would.