Some People Would Never Get Any Exercise

All Men Are Created Equal And Endowed By Their Creator With A Mighty Urge To Become Otherwise.

The Cat: An Animal That's So Unpredictable, You Can Never Tell In Advance How It Will Ignore You The Next Time.

The Difference Between Us And Other People Is That Their Money Looks Bigger And Their Troubles Smaller.

The Only Time A Lazy Man Ever Succeeds Is When He Tries To Do Nothing.

Many A Wedding Takes Place When A Man Can't Afford To Go Steady With A Girl Any Longer.