Some People Would Never Get Any Exercise

Some People Would Never Get Any Exercise At All If They Didn't Have To Walk To Their Cars.

Anger Is The Feeling That Makes Your Mouth Work Faster Than Your Mind.

A Man Picks A Wife About The Same Way An Apple Picks A Farmer.

The Cat: An Animal That's So Unpredictable, You Can Never Tell In Advance How It Will Ignore You The Next Time.

The Lazy Man Claims He Is Too Heavy For Light Work And Too Light For Heavy Work.