Some People Would Never Get Any Exercise

Divorce Is The Price People Play For Playing With Matches.

There Would Be No Population Explosion If People Who Are Trying To Keep The Wolf From The Door Wouldn't Let The Stork Fly In Through The Window.

Charm Is To A Woman What Perfume Is To A Flower.

Some Women Get Divorces On The Grounds Of Incompatibility; Others, On Just The First Two Syllables.

Divorce Has Become So Easy Nowadays That Women Have Stopped Crying At Weddings.