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David Lloyd George Had Been To Germany, And Been So Dazzled By The Führer That He Compared Him To George Washington. Hitler Was A 'born Leader', Declared The Befuddled Former British Prime Minister. He Wished That Britain Had 'a Man Of His Supreme Quality At The Head Of Affairs In Our Country Today'. This From The Hero Of The First World War! The Man Who Had Led Britain To Victory Over The Kaiser!

He Is Like Some Sherry-crazed Old Dowager Who Has Lost The Family Silver At Roulette, And Who Now Decides To Double Up By Betting The House As Well.

We Celebrate The Contribution Of People Who Have Come To This Country To Make It Better.

Our Friends In America Will Be At The Front Of The Queue For Trade Deals.

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