I'm A One-nation Tory.

Ping-pong Was Invented On The Dining Tables Of England In The 19th Century, And It Was Called Wiff-waff! And There, I Think, You Have The Difference Between Us And The Rest Of The World. Other Nations, The French, Looked At A Dining Table And Saw An Opportunity To Have Dinner; We Looked At It An Saw An Opportunity To Play Wiff-waff.

Yes, Cannabis Is Dangerous, But No More Than Other Perfectly Legal Drugs. It's Time For A Rethink, And The Tory Party - The Funkiest, Most Jiving Party On Earth - Is Where It's Happening.

This Is Our Chance To Build A Britain Where Everyone Benefits From The Success Of The Economy.

We Celebrate The Contribution Of People Who Have Come To This Country To Make It Better.

The Crucial Thing Is To Look In An Informed Way At What's Going On. Look At The Way In Which We Are Forced By Our Imbalanced System To Push Away People Who Might Contribute Mightily To The Nhs.