Some People Say Im Attractive. I Say

No Man Bosses Me Around, And No Man Ever Will.

We Are All Benefiting From The Great Feminists Who Struggled And Suffered And Worked To Give Us Everything Women Now Enjoy... I Refer To Myself As A Feminist, And I Do It With Pride.

I'm Afraid To Start Plastic Surgery. And My Breasts Are So Versatile Now, I Can Wear Them Down, Up, And Side To Side.

I've Got To Take Chances And Get Out There. What Are You Going To Do, Sit Home And Knit? I Don't Knit.

Men Don't Make Passes At Crones With Big (rhymes With Passes).