Some People Have A Perfect Genius For

Fact Is Stranger Than Fiction.

Lawyers Are Like Spiders, They've Eat Up All The Flies, And I Guess They'll Have To Eat Each Other Soon.

One Of The Old Philosophers Says That It Is The Part Of Wisdom To Sometimes Seem A Fool; But In Our Day There Are Too Many Ready-made Ones To Render This A Desirable Policy.

Look Not To A Woman's Head For Her Brains, But Rather To Her Heart.

People Have No Right To Make Fools Of Themselves, Unless They Have No Relations To Blush For Them.