Death And Taxes Are Inevitable.

Lawyers Are Like Spiders, They've Eat Up All The Flies, And I Guess They'll Have To Eat Each Other Soon.

Be It Remembered That We Command Nature, As It Were, By Obeying Nature's Laws; So The Woman Who Would Control Her Husband Does So Through Obedience.

The Memory Of Past Favors Is Like A Rainbow, Bright, Vivid, And Beautiful; But It Soon Fades Away. The In Memory Of Injuries Is Engraved On The Heart, And Remains Forever.

An Uncontrolled Imagination May Become As Surely Intoxicated By Overindulgence As A Toper May Do Bodily With Strong Drink.

There Is Nothing Like Fun, Is There? I Haven't Any Myself, But I Do Like It In Others.