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Saying We Will Destroy Terrorism Is About As Meaningful As Saying: We Shall Annihilate Mockery.

What Really Alarms Me About President Bush's 'war On Terrorism' Is The Grammar. How Do You Wage War On An Abstract Noun? How Is 'terrorism' Going To Surrender? It's Well Known, In Philological Circles, That It's Very Hard For Abstract Nouns To Surrender.

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What Is Meant By: "we Mustn't Give In To The Terrorists"? We Gave In To Them The Moment The First Bombs Fell On Afghanistan.

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