It Took 200 Years For The Crusaders

Saying We Will Destroy Terrorism Is About As Meaningful As Saying: We Shall Annihilate Mockery.

What Really Alarms Me About President Bush's 'war On Terrorism' Is The Grammar. How Do You Wage War On An Abstract Noun? How Is 'terrorism' Going To Surrender? It's Well Known, In Philological Circles, That It's Very Hard For Abstract Nouns To Surrender.

Some People Are Passionate About Aisles, Others About Window Seats.

We Are, Of Course, Now Against Any Other Group Burning Qurans. We Would Right Now Ask No One To Burn Qurans. We Are Absolutely Strong On That. It Is Not The Time To Do It.

It's A Great Time To Book Vacation Travel For The Winter, .. After The First Of The Year, Airplanes Are Empty, Resorts Are Empty, And They Are Very Excited To Get Early Bookings.