Some Of The Best Fiction Writers Got

The Only Reason I Would Take Up Jogging Is So That I Could Hear Heavy Breathing Again.

Housework, If It Is Done Properly, Can Cause Brain Damage.

My Kids Always Perceived The Bathroom As A Place Where You Wait It Out Until All The Groceries Are Unloaded From The Car.

Humor Is A Spontaneous, Wonderful Bit Of An Outburst That Just Comes. It's Unbridled, Its Unplanned, It's Full Of Suprises.

The Mole Rat Is The Only Rodent Born Without A Fur Coat. With A Good Lawyer, Someone Would Pay For That Little Oversight.