Some National Parks Have Long Waiting Lists

I Always Wanted And Enjoyed Sex, But I Never Put Much Importance On Scoring Or Having An Athletic Sex Life. I Guess I Define Myself More By My Career And My Commitment To A Relationship Than By My Ability To Have A Lot Of Chicks Or Achieve Ten Orgasms In An Evening.

To Me The Cynics Are The Ones In The Boardrooms With The Reports From The Focus Groups.

My Books And Records Are Arranged According To Subject, And Within Each Subject, They're Alphabetical By Author Or Artist. The Music Tapes Are Alphabetical And The Performance Tapes Are In Chronological Order.i Like To Control My Environment, Because I Feel If I Have My Physical Space In Order, Then I'm Free To Dream.

If I Ever Lose My Mind I Hope Some Honest Person Will Find It And Take It To Lost And Found.

If You Want To Get Rid Of Counterfeit Money, Put It In The Collection Plate At Church.