I Love And Treasure Individuals As I

When You're High, It's Easy To Kid Yourself About How Clever Certain Mediocre Pieces Of Material Are.

They Mention That It's A Nonstop Flight. Well, I Must Say I Don't Care For That Sort Of Thing. Call Me Old Fashioned, But I Insist That My Flight Stop. Preferably At An Airport.

Heart Disease Has Changed My Eating Habits, But I Still Cook Bacon For The Smell.

I Don't Have To Tell You It Goes Without Saying There Are Some Things Better Left Unsaid. I Think That Speaks For Itself. The Less Said About It The Better.

And, Of Course, The Funniest Food: "kumquats". I Don't Even Bring Them Home Anymore. I Sit There Laughing And They Go To Waste.