Some Folks Are Wise And Some Otherwise.

Fortune Is Like A Coquette; If You Don't Run After Her, She Will Run After You.

It Iz Comparitively Eazy Tew Repent Ov The Sins That We Hav Committed, But Tew Repent Ov Thoze Which We Intend To Commit, Is Asking Tew Mutch Ov Enny Man, Now Days.

My Advice To Those Who Are About To Begin, In Earnest, The Journey Of Life, Is To Take Their Heart In One Hand And A Club In The Other.

Admiration Is A Youthful Fancy Will Which Scarcely Ever Survives To Mature Years.

Ignorance Ain't Not Knowin' Stuff; Ignorance Is Knowin' Stuff That Ain't True.