Software Is Like Entropy. It Is Difficult

Fools Rush In Where Incumbents Fear To Tread.

People Working In The Private Sector Should Try To Save Money. There Remains The Possibility That It May Someday Be Valuable Again.

Law Number Xx: In Any Given Year, Congress Will Appropriate The Amount Of Funding Approved The Prior Year Plus Three-fourths Of Whatever Change The Administration Requests, Minus 4-percent Tax.

The More One Produces, The Less One Gets.

Law Number Xvi: In The Year 2054, The Entire Defense Budget Will Purchase Just One Aircraft. This Aircraft Will Have To Be Shared By The Air Force And Navy 3-1/2 Days Each Per Week Except For Leap Year, When It Will Be Made Available To The Marines For The Extra Day.