So Yes, I Say Things I Regret

Life Is Adventure. Travel Is Adventure At A Different Address.

I Prefer Big Oprah. I Know Oprah Wants To Be Skinny Oprah, But Her Head Is Too Gigantic To Fit On A Skinny Body. She Has To Accept That, Like Kirstie Alley, She Was Meant To Be... Ahm... Voluptuous!

I Have What I Call A-list Moments, But Believe Me, I'm Still On The D-list.

When I See You, I Smile. When I Touch You, I Feel You. When I Kiss You, I Love You!

My Act Is Based On My Life.