So We Went On What We Now

The Most Used Phrase In My Administration If I Were To Be President Would Be 'what The Hell You Mean We're Out Of Missiles?'

To Keep A Man A Slave You Do Much The Same As The Cruel Circus Masters Did To The Elephant Around The Turn Of Last Century. Clamp Heavy Chains Around Their Legs And Stake Them To The Ground. Then Beat And Terrorize Them. After A While You No Longer Even Have To Stake The Chain; The Elephant Gives Up And Just The Mere Rattle Of The Chain Convinces The Elephant There Is No Hope, So They Give Up And Do Whatever It Is The Circus Requires.

Every Time Somebody New Gets The Ebola Virus, It Mutates.

When I Turned 30, I Knew My Life Was At A Crossroads. It Was Either Over, Or I Was Going To Restart.

People Aren't Happy Unless They Buy Stuff, And That's Because We Have Become This Industrialized Nation.