I Don't Feel Comfortable Voting For Donald

I Haven't Seen A Half-monkey, Half Person Yet.

I'm The Whitest Guy You Will Ever Meet. The First Time I Saw An African-american, My Dad Had To Tell Me To Stop Staring.

I Was Still Searching For Someone To Blame For My Suffering. I Really Wanted Someone To Transfer My Hate To, So That I Could Stop Hating Myself.

I Went To The Movie This Weekend With A Gun. And Surprise, Surprise, I Didn't Kill Anybody!

I Don't Fancy Myself A Political Commentator. I Hate Politics. I Hate It.