So Please Get Your Rags And Your

I'd Rather Play Tennis Than Go To The Dentist. I'd Rather Play Soccer Than Go To The Doctor. I'd Rather Play Hurk Than Go To Work. Hurk? Hurk? What's Hurk? I Don't Know But It Must Be Better Than Work!

Pirate Captain Jim "walk The Plank," Says Pirate Jim "but Captain Jim, I Cannot Swim." "then You Must Steer Us Through The Gale." "but Captain Jim, I Cannot Sail." "then Down With The Galley Slaves You Go." "but Captain Jim, I Cannot Row." "then You Must Be The Pirate's Clerk." "but Captain Jim, I Cannot Work.

So Please Get Your Rags And Your Polishing Jars, Somebody Has To Go Polish The Stars.

If We Meet And I Say, "hi," That's A Salutation. If You Ask Me How I Feel, That's A Consideration. If We Stop And Talk Awhile, That's A Conversation. If We Understand Each Other, That's Communication. If We Argue, Scream And Fight, That's An Altercation. If Later We Apologize, That's A Reconciliation. If We Help Each Other Home, That's Cooperation. And All These Ations Added Up Make Civilization. (and If I Say This Is A Wonderful Poem, Is That Exaggeration?)

It's Always A Nice Feeling, Having People Think That You Feel Things Much Deeper Than You're Allowed To Say, But This Isn't True. If You Want To Find Out What A Writer Or A Cartoonist Really Feels, Look At His Work. That's Enough.