Snooker Is Just Chess With Balls.

Men Never Sound More Stupid Than When They're Telling You They're A Very Complex Personality.

Like A Volvo, Bjorn Borg Is Rugged, Has Good After-sales Service, And Is Very Dull.

Generally It Is Our Failures That Civilize Us. Triumph Confirms Us In Our Habits.

You Can't Be Young Always. The Day Will Come When Everything Will Fall Apart.

A Luxury Liner Is Really Just A Bad Play Surrounded By Water.