I'm Certainly Not A Linguist. I Learned

If We Want A Book To Do More Than What It Does, That's A Condemnation. If We Want It To Do More Of What It Does, That's An Endorsement.

John Mcenroe Has Hair Like Badly Turned Broccoli.

My Wife Spoke Perfect Italian And She Was Very Beautiful And Very Suave Italian Men Were Crowding Around Her, Talking All The Time And If I Was To Even Understand What Was Going On, I Had To Learn The Language Fast.

Mocking Hugh Hefner Is Easy To Do, And In My Mind Should Be Made Easier.

A Traditional Fixture At Wimbledon Is The Way The Bbc Tv Commentary Box Fills Up With British Players Eliminated In The Early Rounds.