Snake Eyes Is A Gambling Term, And

I Called The Hotel Operator And She Said, "how Can I Direct Your Call?" I Said, "well, You Could Say 'action!', And I'll Begin To Dial. And When I Say 'goodbye', Then You Can Yell 'cut!'"

Well, I Was Lost But Now I Live Here! I Have Severely Improved My Predicament!

That Would Be Cool If The Earth's Crust Was Made Out Of Graham Cracker. It Would Disappear Just Like The Ozone Layer, But For Completely Different Reasons.

If I Had A Dollar For Every Time I Said That, I'd Be Making Money In A Very Weird Way.

I Got A Smoke Alarm At Home, But Really It's More Like A 9-volt-battery-slowly-drainer.