Smartness Runs In My Family. When I

Never Place A Period Where God Has Placed A Comma.

I Often Put Boiling Water In The Freezer. Then Whenever I Need Boiling Water,i Simply Defrost It.

Some People Are Amazed At My Brain, But Really It's Nothing.

We Favor Putting Congress On A Commission Basis. Pay Them For Results. If They Do A Good Job And The Country Prospers, They Get 10% Of The Extra Take.

You Kissed Me Like That When I Was A Blushing Bride ...? I Wonder What I Was Blushing About?