Slugs Crawl And Crawl Over Our Cabbages,

Women, Somehow, Have The Same Fear Of Witty Men As Of Fireworks.

Nature Designed Us To Be Of Good Cheer.

A Coquette Is Like A Recruiting Sergeant, Always On The Lookout For Fresh Victims.

There Are A Good Many Pious People Who Are As Careful Of Their Religion As Of Their Best Service Of China, Only Using It On Holy Occasions, For Fear It Should Get Chipped Or Flawed In Working-day Wear.

Fix Yourself Upon The Wealthy. In A Word, Take This For A Golden Rule Through Life: Never, Never Have A Friend That Is Poorer Than Yourself.