Some Of 'em [virtues] Like Extinct Volcanoes,

What A Fine-looking Thing Is War! Yet, Dress It As We May, Dress And Feather It, Daub It With Gold, Huzza It, And Sing Swaggering Songs About It,--what Is It, Nine Times Out Of Ten, But Murder In Uniform!

A Coquette Is Like A Recruiting Sergeant, Always On The Lookout For Fresh Victims.

There Are Some People As Obtuse In Recognizing An Argument As They Are In Appreciating Wit. You Couldn't Drive It Into Their Heads With A Hammer.

Marriage Is Like Wine. It Is Not Be Properly Judged Until The Second Glass.

We Are All Slaves To The Shining Metal.