Sir, If You Were My Husband, I

I Used To Dread Getting Older Because I Thought I Would Not Be Able To Do All The Things I Wanted To Do, But Now That I Am Older I Find That I Don't Want To Do Them.

I Married Beneath Me. All Women Do.

What Would We Say If Men Changed The Length Of Their Trousers Every Year?

From The American Newspapers You'd Think America Was Populated Solely By Naked Women And Cinema Stars.

I Would Rather Commit Adultery Than Drink A Glass Of Beer.