Sir, If You Were My Husband, I

The Only Thing I Like About Rich People Is Their Money.

I Used To Dread Getting Older Because I Thought I Would Not Be Able To Do All The Things I Wanted To Do, But Now That I Am Older I Find That I Don't Want To Do Them.

If I Were Your Wife I Would Put Poison In Your Coffee.

I Am Sure That You Will Never End War With Wars.

[after Her Election To The British Parliament And Being Welcomed To 'the Most Exclusive Men's Club In Europe':] It Won't Be Exclusive Long. When I Came In, I Left The Door Wide Open!