Sing Your Song; Don't Let The Bastards

Humor Needs To Come In Under Cover Of Darkness, In Disguise, And Surprise People.

Never Insult A Writer. You May Find Yourself Immortalized In Ways You May Not Appreciate.

Your Life Is A Work Of Art, And In The End, The Underlying Theme Of Great Art Is Bravery And Hope And Love.

Humor Has To Surprise Us; Otherwise, It Isn't Funny. It's A Death Knell For A Writer To Be Labeled A Humorist Because Then It's Not A Surprise Anymore.

In Lake Wobegon, We Don't Forget Mistakes.