In Lake Wobegon, We Don't Forget Mistakes.

It's Important For Survival That Children Have Their Own Experiences, The Kind They Learn From. The Kind Their Parents Arrange For Are Not As Useful. Good Parents Are The Hardest To Get Rid Of.

... Life Itself Is Brief, And That Is What Charges The Day With Such Ridiculous Beauty.

When The Country Goes Temporarily To The Dogs, Cats Must Learn To Be Circumspect, Walk On Fences, Sleep In Trees, And Have Faith That All This Woofing Is Not The Last Word.

To The Cheater, There Is No Such Thing As Honesty, And To Republicans The Idea Of Serving The Public Good Is Counterfeit On The Face Of It — They Never Felt Such An Urge, And Therefore It Must Not Exist.

When It Comes To Finding Available Men In Minnesota, The Odds Are Good, But The Goods Are Odd.