Silence Is A Still Noise.

Confess Your Sins To The Lord And You Will Be Forgiven; Confess Them To Man And You Will Be Laughed At.

If You Would Make Yourself Agreeable Wherever You Go, Listen To The Grievances Of Others But Never Relate Your Own.

Pedantry Is Paraded Knowledge.

Politeness Is Better Than Logic. You Can Often Persuade When You Cannot Convince.

Doesn't Know Much, But Leads The League In Nostril Hair.