Silence Is A Still Noise.

I Hold That A Man Has As Much Right To Spell A Word As It Is Pronounced As He Has To Pronounce It The Way It Ain't Spelled.

As A General Thing, An Individual Who Is Neat In His Person Is Neat In His Morals.

Pride Seems Tew Be Quite Equally Distributed; The Man Who Owns The Carriage And The Man Who Drives It Seem Tew Have It Just Alike.

Love Is Said To Be Blind, But I Know Some Fellows In Love Who Can See Twice As Much In Their Sweethearts As I Do.

There's One Good Thing About Tight Shoes; They Make You Forget Your Other Troubles.