Showbiz Is Great If You're Successful.

I Cannot Tell A Joke. But I Can Do A Situation, That It Becomes A Joke.

When You Stand Alone And Sell Yourself, You Can't Please Everyone. But When You're Different, You Can Last.

You Throw Your Best Punch, Otherwise Don't Do It.

That I Walk Around Calling People 'dummy' And 'hockey Puck'. I Do Have A Different Life Apart From Being Sarcastic On Stage. I Might Kibitz Around With My Friends, But I'm Nothing Like The Person Who Does Stand Up. Nothing Like That.

I've Never Been Able To Tell Jokes. In The Beginning Of My Career I Did Impressions And Jokes Like Any Other Comedian, But I Was Never Very Successful Because I Did It Poorly. So I Started To Talk To The Audience And Started Talking About The Atmosphere Around Me And Started To Become Angry, Not In A Mean-spirited Way, But In A Fun Way - And My Attitude Developed From There.