Showbiz Is Great If You're Successful.

I Don't Feel An Obligation To Give Everyone A Hard Time, But When They're Important People, It's Fun.

To This Day, To This Very Day, Except For Television, I've Never Had A Writer. Anything I've Ever Done On The Stage, Happened On The Stage And I Developed It From There. It Started Doing Impressions And Jokes - Which I Did Very Poorly. To This Day I Can't Tell A Joke. That Sounds Nuts, But It's True. I Exaggerate It And It Becomes A Joke. Everything I've Ever Done I've Done Out On The Stage And It Became A Performance Over Many Many Years.

Frank Sinatra Enjoyed My Humor, So I Could Say Almost Anything To Him. I Mean, Within Reason.

When I'm Onstage, I'm Acting.

Show Business Is My Life. When I Was A Kid I Sold Insurance, But Nobody Laughed.