I Take Pride In Being Very Unique

I Don't Care If The Average Guy On The Street Really Knows What I'm Like, As Long As He Knows I'm Not Really A Mean, Vicious Guy. My Friends And Family Know What I'm Really Like. That's What's Important.

No Matter Where You Go In This World, You Will Always Find A Jew Sitting In The Beach Chair Next To You.

Hell, Do I Remember The First Joke? I Was Never A Jokester.

Half The Battle Is That People Have To Like You Before You Say One Joke, One Bit Of Humor.

I Always Say That Comedians And Actors Were All Kind Of Shy When They Were Young. I Was Very, Believe It Or Not, Kind Of Embarrassed As A Child. But My Mother Was A Very Strong Lady And She Was The One That Kept It Going When I Thought It Would Be Over For Me As A Performer. She Was Always My Inspiration And She Was A Big Influence On Me.