She's Staring Down Her Desires, While They're

She's Staring Down Her Desires, While They're Staring Down Her Dress.

Leaving America Is Like Losing Twenty Pounds And Finding A New Girlfriend.

Maybe We Should Raise Our Voices, Ask Somebody Why. But Demonstrations Are A Drag, Besides We're Much Too High.

I Can Spare A Dime, Brother, But In These Morally Inflationary Times, A Dime Goes A Lot Farther If It's Demanding Work Rather Than Adding To The Indignity Of Relief.

In The Courtroom, Watch The Balance Of The Scalesif The Price Is Right, There's Time For More Appealsthe Strings Are Pulled, The Switch Is Stayedthe Finest Lawyers Fees Are Paidand A Rich Man Never Died Upon The Chair