She's As Funny As A Toothache

Don't Confuse Fame With Success. Madonna Is One; Helen Keller Is The Other.

I'm So Bored. I Went To The Food Locker Yesterday To Visit My Meat.

The Age Of Your Children Is A Key Factor In How Quickly You Are Served In A Restaurant. We Once Had A Waiter In Canada Who Said, "could I Get You Your Check?" And We Answered, "how About The Menu First?"

As A Graduate Of The Zsa Zsa Gabor School Of Creative Mathematics, I Honestly Do Not Know How Old I Am.

A Child Develops Individuality Long Before He Develops Taste.