She Figured If You Weren't Woman Enough

You See, Suzanne, History Lectures Bore Me, Art Films Bore Me, Your Friends Bore Me, And, If You Want To Know The Truth, I Guess You Bore Me Too.

The Human Heart Was Undeniably The Stupidest Organ In The Body.

I Am Seventeen. The Good Things About Seventeen Is That You’re Not Sixteen. Sixteen Goes With The Word Sweet, And I Am So Far From Sweet.

Another Funny Thing About Having Friends Was That They Expected Things Of You. They Made You Want To Not Be A Terrible, Awful, Execrable Person. They Made You Feel Worse When You Were One. It Was A Lot Easier Not To Have Any Friends.

Ella Was Vapid And Worthless At Least Nine-tenths Of The Time, But When She Got Really Mad, Her Face Became Sharp And Purposeful. Almost Vicious. Like If Barbie Were Suddenly Possessed By Atilla The Hun.