The Human Heart Was Undeniably The Stupidest

I Am Seventeen. The Good Things About Seventeen Is That You’re Not Sixteen. Sixteen Goes With The Word Sweet, And I Am So Far From Sweet.

Luck Doesn't Shine Her Light On Each Of Us Equally. She Is Arbitrary, Irrational, Unfair And Sometimes Downright Cruel.

Since I Was A Small Child, I Was Always Writing Either Poems Or Plays... Plays In Which I Had The Starring Part.

Roger Collins Wasn't The Most Popular Teacher At School Only Because He Was Interesting In Class. In Fact, Most Of The Girls Would Have Loved A Little After-class Attention From This Teacher.

Another Funny Thing About Having Friends Was That They Expected Things Of You. They Made You Want To Not Be A Terrible, Awful, Execrable Person. They Made You Feel Worse When You Were One. It Was A Lot Easier Not To Have Any Friends.