Shame Is The Dying Embers Of Virtue.

Laughter Is The Sensation Of Feeling Good All Over And Showing It Principally In One Place.

Satire That Is Seasonable And Just Is Often More Effectual Than Law Or Gospel.

Remember The Poor, It Costs Nothing.

Menny Think Tha Luv Their Husbands Almost Tew Deth, When In Fack, Tha Are Only Jealous Ov Them.

It's Not So Hard To Get Rich As It Is To Know When You Have Gotten Rich.