Sexy Doesn't Have To Come With The

When I Was In Seventh Grade My Mom Caught Me Smoking Cigarettes And Punished Me By Making Me Smoke The Entire Carton. All It Did Was Piss Me Off Because I Was Out Of Cigarettes.

The Willow Is My Favorite Tree. I Grew Up Near One. It's The Most Flexible Tree In Nature And Nothing Can Break It - No Wind, No Elements, It Can Bend And Withstand Anything.

My Mom Has Always Wished Me A Daughter Just Like Me.

I Turned Down Prince William's Invitation For Me To Sing At His Birthday Bash Because He Was Spearing Animals In Africa And Bringing Publicity To It, And I Thought That Was Pretty Disgusting!

But Just Because It Burns Doesn't Mean You're Gonna Die. You've Gotta Get Up And Try, Try, Try.