I Just Get Bored Easily. As I'm

Consumerism Diverts Us From Thinking About Women's Rights, It Stops Us From Thinking About Iraq, It Stops Us From Thinking About What's Going On In Africa - It Stops Us From Thinking In General.

I Change My Mind So Much I Need Two Boyfriends And A Girlfriend.

When I Was In Seventh Grade My Mom Caught Me Smoking Cigarettes And Punished Me By Making Me Smoke The Entire Carton. All It Did Was Piss Me Off Because I Was Out Of Cigarettes.

Raise Your Glass If You Are Wrong In All The Right Ways.

My Definition Of Stupid Is Wasting Your Opportunity To Be Yourself Because I Think Everybody Has A Uniqueness And Everybody's Good At Something.