Sex Is Great Until You Die, But

I Really Like Gratuitous Nudity. I Hate When People Go, 'i'll Only Do It If It Makes Sense For The Movie'. It Never Makes Sense. So I Like It - The More Gratuitous The Better.

Our Country Was Founded On A Distrust Of Government. Our Founding Fathers Gave Power To The People To Keep An Eye On Government. So When Politicians Say, 'trust Me,' They're Actually Being Very Un-american.

Every Time Mulder Smiles, People Say, 'god, It Was Great To See You Smile. Mulder Never Smiles.' I Say, 'mulder Smiles A Whole Lot. He Smiles At Least Once A Show.' People Get These Ideas In Their Heads And They're Impossible To Shake. But, To Be Honest With You, Mulder Is Every Bit As Vulnerable And Quirky As Ally Mcbeal. I Think Mulder Has Pretty Good Legs, Too.

I Dont Like The Idea Of Being Eaten By A Shark. I Like To Swim In The Ocean, And I Think Much More About Sharks Than Anyone Should. I Really Resent The Fact That My Oceangoing Experiences Are Ruined By Jaws.

The Real Truth About A Lot Of Life's Mysteries Can Be Explained By Science But People Don't Want To Get In Bed With Science Because It's Cold. They Prefer Religion, Myth, Drama.